VIRGO IN LOVE (Virgo dates: August 23 – September 22)
Ah, sweet Virgo. The easiest and the hardest person in the world to love. Seemingly reserved, timid and shy, these zodiac signs are deceptively passionate, sensual and wickedly kinky - though it’ll take some work to get past their spiky barriers to the soft underbelly. With a heart of gold, this sign will love you (and your countless flaws) until the end of time, and even if they expect you to be perfect, rest assured that Virgo puts the same – if not more – pressure on themselves. They just wanna be useful to you, and help you to be the best person you can be, okay?
So, when you see past all their neurotic fault-finding, you’ll know, without a doubt, that this human has your very best interests at heart. Virgo lovers make considerate sweethearts, brilliant housemates (they’re that tidy) and will happily do your financials, run all the errands, take care of your accounts and pretty much any other mundane things you need them to do and they’ll love every moment.
Virgo will also make sure you’re eating well, living a healthy life and won’t be the type of partner who’s looking for your money; though they totally want security, they're far from gold diggers or are the ambitious type. They just wanna make the world – and you – better. Being loved by this grounded Earth sign means you’ll never have to worry about practical things ever again. And who doesn't want a partner like that?
If You’re a Virgo:
When you decide to fall in love, Virgo, it’s kinda for life. Earth signs are like that, and though you’ll have your fair share of flings, you really don’t like playing around. You want a honey you can devote yourself to full-time, and you’ll have hella high standards about who gets to wear that shoe. Once you find your sweetheart, you’ll practically lay down your life for them; there really is no mountain too high, or no river too long for you to travel to make them feel happy and secure. In some ways, you expect the same, and you can be – let’s be real – a lil’ critical, but usually, you place your darling on such a high pedestal that it’ll take a tsunami of epic proportions to knock them off their thrones. You’re truly humble in every sense of the word – and there are few people in the world who have as little ego as you. It’s something your partner will love about you and will endear you to them for forever and a day.
If You Love a Virgo:
Being loved by a Virgo means being loved wholeheartedly, even if it sometimes feels as if you’ll only be loved if you pick up your damn clothes off the floor and put them in the cupboard in their colour codes. Kidding – but also not kidding. The chances are, your Virgo will do this for you, without loving you a single iota less, no matter how much they complain about your clear lack of organization. In fact, their nitpicking is a sign of utmost endearment, and you’d better appreciate that spreadsheet they made for you to help you with budgeting (even if you've been getting along for years just fine). They’re here to make your life better – much better – and pretty soon you’ll wonder how the hell you ever lived without them. All of a sudden, marrying the person who alphabetizes your books is, like, the sexiest thing ever, and you’ll grow to depend on that loving cup of tea and a gentle kiss on the forehead as you wake up every morning. Awwww!
Virgo and Aries Compatibility (Aries dates: March 20 – April 19)
What happens when an Aries and Virgo get together? Well, that’s hard to say because seldom do you two actually notice each other. It's like you live on a totally different planet. Really. Virgo, your idea of adventure is not checking your financials for the day and having a spontaneous lunch date instead (phew, wild times!). And Aries, well, you’ll simply quit your job altogether and decide to become a pilot. You could totally inspire each other, but the truth is, you’ll probably just stress each other out. Unless, Aries, you can let Virgo be your sexy secretary. Now there’s a thought. And Virgo, can you allow some of that Aries lust for life disrupt your routine – just a lil’? Let them teach you to chuck the papers out and have some fun. Now you’re talking!
Virgo and Taurus Compatibility (Taurus dates: April 20 – May 20)
Ah, now this is love at its very best! Taurus and Virgo, you go together like a fine wine and a sharp cheese – literally and figuratively. The sexy, slow sensuality in this relationship leaves a sweet taste in both of your delectable mouths and said mouths will not hold back from smooching each other any chance you get! Security smells oh-so-sweet to your earthy souls, and you’ll simply adore how safe and held you both feel. Plus – bonus for you, Taurus – Virgo is totes all over your financials and food. You can be your lazy self, and though your sweetie will criticize you, it'll simply bounce off, to be forgotten in a wave of regular, high-quality cuddles on the couch. Yes, you’ve found bliss.
Virgo and Gemini Compatibility (Gemini dates: May 21– June 20)
For your two zodiac signs, braininess equals hotness. And boy, do both of you have a finely tuned mind! Conversation here can flow like water, and you’ll have a knack of knowing just the right words to say to switch the sexiness on! Virgo, you'll love Gemini's wit and humor – especially their darker humor – and Gemini, you’ll practically be drooling at how Virgo picks up what you put down with effortless ease. The catch? It can get a lil’ too much, all this analyzing. And you both have a tendency to think you’re right. As much as you want to eat each other up because of those brilliant brains, you’ll also want to kill each other. Slowly and painfully sometimes. Can you find a way to adapt? To agree to disagree? Of course you can. Now, play nicely.
Virgo and Cancer Compatibility (Cancer dates: June 21 – July 21)
Cancer, it’s not often you can find someone who's willing to sacrifice as much in love you are. Virgo is one such treasure. When you allow yourself to fall for this seemingly timid zodiac sign, when you let all of those crabby defenses down, you'll find yourself so safe – ever so held – and so secure. Swoon! Virgo, your tender Cancer will show you how to get outta that mind of yours that constantly analyzes everything, and find your way into your sweet, soft, golden heart. There’s empathy here. There’s care. There’s kindness. There’s endearing crabbiness and nitpicking that you both see as a language of love. You get each other, and you’ll seldom let each other down. You’ll adult so hard and make beautiful little babies together. Get on it – pronto.
Virgo and Leo Compatibility (Virgo dates: July 22 – August 22)
Okay, so Leo is totally, unabashedly extra, and Virgo, you’re gonna go a little cray cray. You won’t fully understand, or even necessarily like, how self-centered your proud, warm, regal Leo is. Leo is born to be onstage – at home, in the office, at a party. Leo is sure as hell not gonna play small for anyone; no matter who you are. Enjoy the ride, and revel in the generosity, adoration and admiration of your shining sweetheart, or run far, far away. It’s your choice, baby. Yes, Leo, Virgo is annoyingly nitpicking and seems to want to find your flaws, but they really do love you in their own funny, kindhearted way. Can you see through the fault-finding to the softhearted, sacrificial lamb they are? Can you protect them forever and ever? Yes, yes you can.
Virgo and Virgo Compatibility (Virgo dates: August 23 – September 22)
The real question here, is who can clean better? Who is going to run the accounts? Who’s gonna run all the errands? You’ll have to draw up a roster to divide the chores nicely, and the rule is no stealing! You're both extremely good at washing the dishes, okay? You’re the typical bickering couple, totally married from day one. But that’s okay, because that’s how you tell each other how much you adore one another. It’s weird. It can be extra. Performance art, at least for the people around you. And you know the rule of projection right? No? The rule is to own your sh*t. Bae is likely innocent of doing the wrong thing – it’s probably you. But don’t be too hard on yourself either. And try not to overthink it, guys. It sounds harder than it is.
Virgo and Libra Compatibility (Libra dates: September 23 – October 22)
The back bending of your two zodiac signs is so good that you could both go for gold in the gymnastic division at the Olympics. You just want to please each other, and it’s real sweet. You’re also going to have hella good conversations, which, for each of you, is a total aphrodisiac. Intelligence is sexy, and that automatically qualifies you both as a serious contender for commitment in each other’s eyes. The thing is, Virgo, your lovely, charming, clever Libra is a complete socialite and prefers rubbing shoulders with the who’s who rather than going grocery shopping with you. Can you deal? Sure – Libra is willing to compromise. Just don't rain on their pretty parade –let them have their sweet pleasures - you need someone in your life who gets you away from the spreadsheets and into the world.
Virgo and Scorpio Compatibility (Scorpio dates: October 23 – November 21)
So, the zodiac word on the street is that Virgo is totes kinky when it comes to the sexier side of life. And as virginal and prudish as the world thinks you are, Virgo, you’ll be giving Scorpio a surprising run for their money when it comes to the bedroom! Scorpio, that passionate nature of yours needs someone who can keep up with your powerful libido, and Virgo won’t only keep up with you, they’ll also make you breakfast in bed the next morning, wash the dishes, make sure you’ve got a yummy packed lunch and support your every ambition with absolute faith. Virgo, your Scorpio will be undyingly faithful to you, and stimulate your busy, sharp mind to deep, dark, and so very delicious places. Yes. Yes. This is the One.
Virgo and Sagittarius Compatibility (Sagittarius dates: November 22 – December 20)
For some puzzling, inexplicable reason, the two of you work. It’s like chalk and cheese, sure, but it works. Perhaps the fact that both of you are hella sexy and constantly ready to jump each other is a factor. Perhaps it’s because you're adaptable. Perhaps it’s because you balance each other, with Virgo happily keeping house and watching the dollars, whilst you, Sagittarius, swan around make sure there’s enough play and fun in the relationship. Sure, you think each other is reckless (Sagittarius) and sometimes boring (Virgo). But, dang, the conversations are high-quality and you each tend to bring a whole different perspective to the table. Can you accept each other just as you are? Virgo, that means less criticizing, and Sagittarius, that means less self-righteousness This could be a beautiful thing.
Virgo and Capricorn Compatibility (Capricorn dates: December 21 – January 19)
And… Drum roll… The winners of astro-compatibility! Virgo and Capricorn – the couple made in zodiac heaven! Ah, the sweet relief of finding someone who shares your same work ethic (like, who spent more time in the office this week, right? Bliss!), who is as trustworthy, grounded, practical and freaking realistic as you are. There’s no fluff and frills here. There's no wishy-washy, candy-colored, unicorn glitter rainbow fakeness in this relationship. No Sir. And what’s more, you love it that way. Your zodiac signs practically drool at how realistic you each are, how pragmatic, how intelligent, how authentic you each are. Plus – bonus – the sex is out of this world. Auditor/CEO by day and wildcat by night – this is relationship crack for Virgo and Capricorn. Can you even handle it? Oh yes. Yes, yes and yes!
Virgo and Aquarius Compatibility (Aquarius dates: January 20 – February 17)
This relationship, dear souls, is one that’s meant to change the world. It’s not about you. Either of you. It’s about the planet, the whales, the plastic problem, climate change, women’s rights, yoga, healthy living, eating green and responsible consumerism. At least, this is what your relationship will thrive on. It’s like the ideals of Aquarius marry the practical realism of Virgo, and together, you environmental warriors create a better world for everyone, just by the little things you do. And – here’s the thing – you respect each other. The brains of Aquarius, Virgo, intimidate even your smart little brain. And Aquarius, your Virgo’s ability to take apart an idea and make sense of it instantly, teaching even you a thing or two – well, that’s enough to put a ring on it and make it official.
Virgo and Pisces Compatibility (Pisces dates: February 18 – March 19)
Virgo and Pisces are meant for each other. You’re soulmates, plain and simple, Yes, you're opposites, and yes, Virgo, Pisces’ complete inability to assume one iota of responsibility in the “real world” may irritate you, but it also gives you purpose in life. You’re meant to help them in a practical way, just as Pisces teaches you, to love yourself way, way harder. To be properly kind to yourself and stop being so hella hard on yourself. They say that Virgo and Pisces are the healers of the zodiac, and that’s kinda what you do for each other. You put each other back together in a way that no one else can. You balance each other like no one else does. You love each other harder than anyone else could. And you simply, get each other.