SCORPIO IN LOVE (Scorpio dates: October 23 – November 21)
Take a deep breath. And now take another one. And maybe one more for luck. When you fall in love with a magnetic Scorpio, one thing is certain – you’ll be battling to take those breaths. Why? Well, perhaps it's their sheer sexiness. Their aura of pure power. Their depth. Intensity. Their ability to seduce you by simply being in the room. No one can resist this sign, and anyone you’ll ever talk to who has been with this sign (and has lived to tell the tale), will unequivocally say that this was one of the most profound, intense, deep, transformative relationships they’ve ever had. Like ever. And if you're the Scorpio, you’ll be nodding along, mentally saying yes to all the above. You know what an effect you have, and you’re not the type of guy or gal to play in shallow waters – you’d rather leave that to the air signs. You, dear Scorpio, dazzle and bewitch, bringing all those poor unsuspecting souls into your sticky web of seduction, sowing spells of infatuation and breathlessness. This, darling, is why you have to take them breaths – you’re diving deeper than you ever will dive when you fall for a Scorpio.
If You’re a Scorpio:
Yes, love hurts. For you, it does. But it’s the kinda pain that borders on pleasure, and in all honesty, you’d rather have a love that makes you feel, than one that feels dead and dull. Your relationships tend to be – well, extra – but they’re also the stuff from which ballads are written. And with time, once you lower your claws and let bae in all the way, things start feeling firmer and more stable. Time equals trust equals vulnerability equals love. That's how it works for you, anyway. Be gentle on your poor honey, who may have no idea of the intricate game you're playing to suss out whether or not they'll betray you down the line, whether they’re strong enough to handle all of you – including your darkness – and whether they’ll satisfy your huge sensual appetite. If they can check all the boxes, you’ll weave a spell so strong that they wouldn’t want to escape anyway. There's something so sexy about being enthralled to you and under your thumb – you’ve got that whole kinky power vibe going. And it’s addictive.
If You Love a Scorpio:
Number one question – will you ever betray your Scorpio, in any way? Will you flirt, lie, use their trust against them or make them feel small? Look deep inside – if you’re the type that likes a whole lotta attention from people who are not your sweetheart, walk right away. Don’t even. Scorpio has far too much emotion invested in you, no matter how controlled they look on the outside. They’re scared, actually. That's why they get all possessive and jealous. Recognise the vulnerable person inside, and love that hard. Love with all your might, and you’ll be loved one thousand and one percent in return – Scorpio don’t care if you have a past riddled with skeletons in the closet. They’ll love those too, and they’ll be faithful forever. But they demand absolute, undying, complete loyalty and also some serious bedroom talent. It’s not a lot to ask, really, for a relationship that will a) last forever and b) transform you from the inside out. Phew!
Scorpio and Aries Compatibility (Aries dates: March 20 – April 19)
So, did you know that Scorpio and Aries are both traditionally ruled by the sex & war god, Mars? No? Well now you do. Your fire and water messiness can be improved simply by having this one powerful commonality, and baby, is this passion off the charts. Hell, off the freaking planet! You won’t keep your hands off each other. You’ll basically spend every second of your time together in a variety of seriously sexy positions, and between that, you’ll fight like cats and dogs. Both Scorpio and Aries wanna win, so it’ll be wild. Volatile., Exciting. Dramatic. Scorpio, this is exactly what you want, and Aries, well, there’s something you deeply admire about your Scorpio’s tactics, even if they’re a lil’ manipulative. It’s just so damn hot.
Scorpio and Taurus Compatibility (Taurus dates: April 20 – May 20)
Here’s a secret of the astrological world – your two zodiac signs are among the most common signs found in long-term, lasting marriages. Yup, you heard that right. Marriage, baby! Neither Taurus or Scorpio are playing around when they fall in love, and when you each fall, you fall for life. You’re Fixed signs – that means committed. It also means stubborn as hell, and your relationship won’t be a picnic. It’ll have storms and hail and blistering heat and strong winds. But, like a mountain, there ain’t no way you’ll crumble – each storm will make your relationship stronger. Opposites attract, they say – and no one is more attractive to you than your sexy, luscious, sensual, magnetic mate. There’s a beautiful balance of peace (Taurus) and drama (Scorpio) – just enough so that life doesn’t get boring.
Scorpio and Gemini Compatibility (Gemini dates: May 21– June 20)
This is another one of those relationships that just seems to work. But water and air? Aren't they enemies? Not really. Gemini, your rationality and clear perspective is like a breath of fresh air to the emotional Scorpio, and Scorpio, you teach Gemini how to get into their feels, like, deeply. Also, you both love yourselves some drama, and when it’s not destructive (and totally can go there – careful), it’s kinda exciting. You’re like a forensic partnership – investigating the meaning and depth of life together, and you’ve got each other’s backs. Gemini – word of warning – don’t ever lie to your Scorpio. They're like a bloodhound, and they will wreak revenge on you second to none. And Scorpio, don’t try and possess all of Gemini – like all air signs they need a bit of space. Play nicely.
Scorpio and Cancer Compatibility (Cancer dates: June 21 – July 21)
If you look at your zodiac symbols – the crab and the scorpion – you’ll have one very important thing in common. You both have a hard, defensive exoskeleton, a sharp appendage, and super soft underbellies. You both come across all mean and cold, but beneath that, there’s just a softie who wants to love and be loved. Once you get past the initial defensiveness, you'll have a love, Scorpio and Cancer, that is so deep and connected that it defies gravity. You’ll lose days, weeks, years together, and your bond will be so powerful that very little can come between you. But, darling, do be careful that your moods don’t drown each other. You can have too much of a good thing, you know.
Scorpio and Leo Compatibility (Scorpio dates: July 22 – August 22)
This relationship may sometimes feel like a competition for who’s the most extra. Scorpio, you're definitely the most emotionally extra person, but Leo probably wins the prize for the most drama – you belong on a stage, you know, Leo. Knowing this, try and avoid treating your relationship like that stage. Find an acting class, take up singing lessons or just boss everyone around at work. Because Scorpio ain’t taking none of that. This is one honey that you will not be able to control – and the same goes for you, Scorpio. Leo is your Queen. Your King. And if you treat them right, you’ll be reigning right alongside them. Your relationship can last a lifetime – but you’ll have to put the power games to one side and shake hands. You’re a team – never forget that.
Scorpio and Virgo Compatibility (Scorpio dates: August 23 – September 22)
Be nice, Scorpio. Your timid Virgo is terrified of you, even if they don’t show it. They’re not out to control you, even if their spreadsheets for this weekend’s plans look suspiciously like a strategy to get you to do what they want. They just want to make your life easier. Plus, they're hella intelligent, just like you. The conversation in this relationship is definitely one of the pluses about it. And Virgo, your ability to create a life of peaceful routine is just what the Scorpio needs, even if they a) don’t know it or b) try and wreck the peace by being all dramatic. Virgo, you know how you have always wanted to be useful? Here’s a zodiac sign that could do with your advice, your practicality and your amazing, reasonable levelheadedness.
Scorpio and Libra Compatibility (Libra dates: September 23 – October 22)
The one thing you have in common, like a lot, is the fact that both of you really, really crave love and togetherness. Intimacy in this relationship is oh-so-sweet, and Scorpio, you’ll just love how amenable, compliant and pleasing your charming Libra is, how they seem to be willing to put everything aside and make you their number one priority. Except for one thing – Libra is a Class-A Flirt of note. They can’t even help it. Libra, can you control yourself? Show Scorpio that there is no other love but them and always take their side? Scorpio doesn't give a damn if it’s not fair – they want your loyalty. And Scorpio, can you trust Libra enough to let them be who they are – a human magnet? They really can't control their desirability, and that’s why you love them so.
Scorpio and Scorpio Compatibility (Scorpio dates: October 23 – November 21)
Goodbye world! These are the famous last words of a Scorpio falling in love with another Scorpio. Off you go into your hidey-hole, content to let life march on as you basically drown in desire and love for each other. The first part of this relationship will be like a seriously intricate game of catch-catch. A delicate construction of sussing out who has the power. Which essentially continues, like, forever. It’s either thrilling – or toxic. The trick is knowing that you’re on the same team, and that your relationship is not CSI Miami. Don’t be so extra. Know when to draw the line. Know that bae is just a mirror of you, and wants the same level of closeness and intimacy, and that neither of you will betray each other, no matter how hot it gets in there.
Scorpio and Sagittarius Compatibility (Sagittarius dates: November 22 – December 20)
The only way that a relationship between a Scorpio and a Sagittarius can work is if a) Scorpio is, like totally evolved and has put their paranoia on the shelf and b) if Sagittarius is also totally evolved and isn’t out to “just have fun,” and “see where things go.” However, if the paranoia of betrayal from you, Scorpio, mixes with the devil-may-care fickleness of Sagittarius, there shall be a disaster. And Scorpio, the truth is that you’ll be picking up the pieces because even your most brilliant revenge plans fall flat on the charmed Sagittarius; like water off a duck's back. Sure, there's passion here. There’s pleasure, and so much sexy attraction. But commitment? That's the question to ask yourselves. It can happen – with a lil’ extra effort and whole lotta understanding.
Scorpio and Capricorn Compatibility (Capricorn dates: December 21 – January 19)
Power Babe One and Power Babe Two meet up in this most passionate, enduring, steadfast, sexy of encounters! If you’re lucky enough to have your paths cross, you’ll fall oh-so-hard. Scorpio, that ambition of Capricorn? Yum. Capricorn, that “do or die” attitude of Scorpio? Double yum. Be it business or pleasure, there’s pretty much nothing you can’t do together – “power couple” doesn't even begin to describe your relationship. You each fully understand what proper commitment is all about, and the respect, admiration, attraction and desire for each other is mutual. Capricorn, you know when to put your dramatic Scorpio in their place, and they kinda like it. Scorpio, you don’t mind Capricorn being all bossy – for once, you’ve met your match. And there's nothing hotter than that.
Scorpio and Aquarius Compatibility (Aquarius dates: January 20 – February 17)
Cue the most infuriating, yet most addictive connection of them all. Scorpio, you’ll be running in circles trying to figure out your crazy, zany, detached “take it or leave it” Aquarius. Truth is, everyone wants to get inside their heads and figure out what makes them tick. Good luck with that – Aquarius is a neverending enigma and a mass of contradiction who also happens to know everything, by the way. Aquarius, Scorpio’s intensity will be like, the most confusing thing ever. Why are they being so extra? Why not just talk about it? Because, Aquarius, they’re feelers. They’re not all up in the head, like you. Can you meet in the middle, the two of you? Because if you don’t, there's trouble in paradise, and all that delicious mystery won’t be as attractive as you once thought it was.
Scorpio and Pisces Compatibility (Pisces dates: February 18 – March 19)
Scorpio, you’ve got a serious responsibility to try to not take advantage of your sweet, accommodating, sensitive, and willing Pisces. They will do anything for you, you know. And the true test of character comes when you’re given a whole lotta power – do you maintain your integrity? Or do you gleefully manipulate your hapless lover? Make it the latter, and you’ll have a relationship full of love, connection and depth. Pisces wants that intimacy just as much – if not more – than you. They wanna merge, soul to soul. And they really, really need you to take care of them. Pisces – make sure you’re committed. Like, properly. There’s no one who hurts as hard as a broken-hearted Scorpio. Got it? Good. Now float off into the sunset, you sweet softies. Live happily ever after.